Posts in category Commonly Misspelled Words

If He really is coming tomorrow, it’s one ‘m’ – not two.

May20
2011 1 Comment Written by Renelle George

Ok, so with all the talk of the rapture taking place tomorrow, I’d like to address a fundamental issue – spelling (yes, I dare say it will be valuable hereafter as well, for those among us who will be departing).  Come, coming, came. The end.  Never a need to double up on the ‘m’.  ONE m.  Get it?  Just one.  If He really is coming, I bet it’s one ‘m’ as well.  That’s not going to change.  So no, He’s never comming.

I know, you’re going to argue with me and give me a list of words that double up on the consonant before adding ‘ing’.  And, I’m going to tell you that you’re right (provided your list is accurate, of course).  But try doubling the ‘m’ in come before adding ‘ing’, and you’ll be wrong.  There’s a whole host of rules I usually can’t be bothered to remember – this post on 5minute English may help.  Chances are, you’ll have to use “coming” more frequently than not.  So please, pay the grammar gods homage and spell it correctly.

I trust that after my long rant about this one gracious word, you’ll spell it correctly.  If not, heaven help you!

And, speaking of heaven – to the faithful who will be departing tomorrow, I bid you farewell.  To the rest of us, keep an eye out for the new face of The Write Foot – coming soon!!!  (Yes, that’s one ‘m’ as well – not two.)

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You’re weird for writing “wierd…”

Mar25
2011 2 Comments Written by Renelle George

I was trying to be nice – I really was.  But since I failed miserably in that attempt, I will just stick to getting the point across :) .  Dear friends, weird is spelled weird, NOT wierd.  Yes, ei, NOT ie.  I don’t even know how to help you remember that.  Wierd just looks weird, no?

We all learned the “i before e except after c” rule.  That is, in words containing i and e together, i usually precedes e - as in friend, believe, thief, relieve, etc. – except when the vowels are followed by c, as in receive.  But words are not unlike disobedient children who don’t follow rules.  So, there are some exceptions.  I’d love to pretend that I have a long list of these memorized, but I don’t.  Here’s where your trusted dictionary comes in handy.  Check it if you have any doubts!  Seriously… and read, read, read – soon your eyes will be trained to spot the differences without even trying (see Read to Write for a little pep talk).  And no, unfortunately, Facebook doesn’t count as valid literature.  You see, Facebook is the catwalk of bad grammar… seems like everybody is airing out their dirty grammar laundry on their walls.  Unacceptable.  (Yes, as you can tell, this disturbs my equilibrium ever so slightly).

Check out my trusted friend Wiki for exceptions to the “i before e except after c” rule.  And if you have any friends who misspell weird, send them over to The Write Foot – I’m sure they’re polluting the grammar planet in other ways too :)

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I’ll forgive you for saying “forgivance”… eventually.

Sep16
2010 Leave a Comment Written by Renelle George

You may have realized that Facebook is the land of all things incorrect when it comes to grammar.  I mean, do we not teach English in schools anymore?  Is it not a fundamental skill to be able to communicate effectively?  I must live in some sort of historic abyss, because it used to be a mandatory subject back in my day (and I’m not that old, I promise!).

A mere perusal of my Facebook Home page recently yielded an atrocity more severe than you can possibly imagine.  To date, it is responsible for one of the most painful grammar convulsions which I have ever endured.  An acquaintance of mine (who obviously does not share my penchant for all things written) dared post something about having forgivance for another.  Really?  Of course, I was completely taken aback, thrown for a really long loop (and still not quite sure if I’ve returned!).  Now, this disturbs me on more than a grammatical level.  Are we not taught about forgiveness as children?  Is it not one of the more common values known to provide immeasurable release from hurt, pain, vengeance, etc.?  To err in such a fashion – my ears still ring when I repeat “forgivance” – is to demonstrate not only a breakdown in the fundamentals of grammar, but a disintegration in the rubric that forms our society as well.  Highly disturbing…

Loyal readers of The Write Foot, “forgivance” is not a word.  I’ll give the individual the benefit of the doubt – maybe (s)he really meant to say something else.  What do you think?

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Effecting change, affecting lives – TWF!

Aug23
2010 Leave a Comment Written by Renelle George

Small plug for The Write Foot :)

Affect vs. effect- not rocket science.  Let’s start with effect.  Effect is one of those pretty cool words that can be used as both a noun and a verb, hooray!  (Somehow I don’t get the sense that anyone out there is celebrating this uniquely fascinating characteristic with me, but it’s ok – I still love y’all :) )  When used as a verb, effect means “to cause”.  Therefore, an act or a thing effects change.  When used as a noun, it’s more like “the result of something else”.  So, one thing has an effect on another – like certain foods have a negative effect on your digestive system when you consume them… (you know what I mean!)

The good news is that affect can never – say it with me, NEVER - be used as a noun!  It’s always a verb meaning “to impact” or “to influence”.  I really like to think of it as “to have an effect on”, but I can see how that can be confusing.  If your brain works like mine does (heaven help you!) and you can remember that definition, then power to you!  But, I digress.  In case you forgot what I said before the rambling, affect is always a verb.  Always.  Forgetting this can affect your ability to distinguish between the two.

Hopefully helpful memory aid (gimme a break, it’s the best I can come up with right now :D )

  • A always affects B (see the alliteration there?  A.. a… a… – one thing always affects another)
  • When A affects B, A is said to have an effect on B.
  • To cause anything (read: enything) to happen, one must effect change.

They say that 9 times out of 10 when you need a noun, you’re looking for effect, and when you need a verb, it’s affect.  Not too sure about that one, but I do know that you shouldn’t let your inability to distinguish between affect and effect negatively affect (or have a negative effect on) your reputation.  Check?

See you next time!

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“Irregardless” really irks me…

Aug16
2010 Leave a Comment Written by Renelle George

Just thought I’d put that out there from the get go.  Now, the prefix ir means not.  Therefore, irrational = not rational, which is what I become when I see “irregardless” or similarly egregious grammatical faux pas.  Irrelevant = not relevant, and so on.

Over to the suffix, less.  Less means, without.  So, regardless = without regard.  Add ir to the mix and you’ve created a double negative – contrary to what the math wizards will tell you, two negatives make a really big (bad) negative!!!  Seriously though, think about it – not without regard would mean with regard…  That’s not really what you’re trying to say, is it?  (If it is, just say that – don’t think that substitution with “irregardless” can make the cut.  It can’t.)

Regardless of how much you like to say “irregardless,” it’s wrong.  Cease and desist, please and thank you very much!

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Let’s converse about “conversate,” shall we?

Jun13
2010 14 Comments Written by Renelle George

It’s very simple.  We have a conversation; we converse.  We cannot conversate.  Absolutely not.  I know we live in a society where hybrids are the in thing, but you really cannot combine converse and conversation to create your own verb.  It just can’t happen.

I heard a song on the radio earlier today where the artist was “conversating” with someone else.  Uhm… you mean to tell me that nobody – not a single person – from composer to producer could tell him that conversate isn’t a word?  You have got to be kidding…

Contrary to what you may think, saying “conversate” doesn’t make you sound intelligent; you appear quite the opposite (cough cough).  Use talk, discuss, speak, dialogue - anything else.  Whatever you do, don’t try to help the word converse by adding “ate” to its rear end – it is not in the least bit necessary!  Converse is a bellyful all on its own; it doesn’t need to eat anything else, remember that :)

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It’d be great if you’d save ‘grate’ for cheese and coconuts…

May17
2010 2 Comments Written by Renelle George

Dear reader of The Write Foot,

Please accept my sincerest apologies for not publishing any posts yesterday.  As you know, I am allergic to bad grammar, and an excessive intake this weekend triggered a severe allergic reaction.  Per doctor’s orders, I remained in bed all day.  Today, however, I begin a round of therapy guaranteed to provide relief – a post starring one of the allergens!

Hear ye, hear ye…  Great is an expression to describe goodness… NOT grate.  You grate cheese, carrots, coconuts – food.  A sound grates your ear.  That’s pretty much it right there for grate.  Grate is a verb – an action – not something you say as a compliment.  Nobody ever looks grate… and if they do, that’s a bit insulting, isn’t it?

Thankful = grateful… “greatful” is wrong!!!  It’s one of those things you just have to know.  The only endings which can be added to great are -er and -est, as in greater and greatest.  You can add an ‘r’ to grate to give you the object used to perform the grating/shredding action – our trusted friend, the grater.

Examples:

  • He is the greatest performer I have ever seen.
  • Greater than, less than, or equal to (remember those symbols?)
  • Did you use the grater yesterday?

Get it?  Answer the following questions to help you:

  • Are you shredding food, like cheese, coconuts, or carrots?  Then use grate.
  • Are you describing an irritating sound?  Grate again.
  • Are you trying to describe how good something is?  Then for heaven’s sake, it’s great!

There’s no greater medicine than pen to paper – I feel much better already :)

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It’s ours; it’s certainly not “their’s…”

May04
2010 4 Comments Written by Renelle George
This entry is part 2 of 6 in the series The Apostrophe Series

Dear reader of The Write Foot,

I must apologize for the assumption I made in my last post, Which is it, its or it’s? (part one of The Apostrophe Series).  I mistakenly believed that people were aware of the use of his, hers, theirs, ours, etc.  This was a gross oversight on my part.  An earlier sighting of our’s and their’s drew my attention to this shortcoming.  And so, in lieu of the post which I had intended to publish today, I am taking a few steps back to address the concern and remedy the situation.

Loyal fans, followers, friends, enemies… there is no apostrophe present in ours, his, hers, theirs, etc.  THE END.

But, for the sake of completeness, I continue.

The apostrophe is used to reflect ownership.  Thus, expanding the contraction:

  • Jack’s car = the car belonging to Jack / the car Jack owns
  • Mary’s dog = the dog belonging to Mary / the dog Mary owns

The apostrophe is not only limited to objects, but to actions related to the individual(s) performing the action as well.  Hence,

  • The group’s presentation = the presentation done by the group

In English, the possessive pronouns his, hers, and ours/theirs indicate the ownership relationship between Jack and his car, Mary and her dog, and the group and its presentation.  These words DO NOT include the apostrophe:

  • Whose car was towed?  His (his own).
  • Whose dog ran away?  Hers (her own).
  • Whose presentation is the teacher referring to?  Ours (our own)
  • Whose presentation is being discussed?  Theirs (their own)

Get it?  Omit the apostrophe when using his, hers, ours and theirs (it’s that simple!).

See you next time, when The Apostrophe Series continues.

Please note: This is a work of fiction.  Any resemblance to persons living or dead is merely coincidental.

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A lot is two words…

Apr28
2010 14 Comments Written by Renelle George

Plain and simple.  NOT “alot.”  The thing that most irks me about this is the fact that spell-check catches this one – it should not be so common!  I think many people just don’t know that “alot” is grammatically incorrect… share The Write Foot with them, will you?

And for my double-offender buddies who write “allot” instead of “a lot,”  that’s an entirely different word with an entirely different meaning altogether!  When you allot something to someone, you assign a share of that thing to the person (frequently used with time/reservations, e.g., allot time to complete a task; allot a specific number seats for a certain purpose).

Remember: one lot, two words.  Don’t forget it!

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Judging “judgement”

Apr26
2010 2 Comments Written by Renelle George

A small confession: this post is for me as much as it is for anyone reading this.  I can never seem to remember the correct spelling of the word “judgment.”  I admit to having come dangerously close on many occasions to being an offender of the worst kind in writing “judgement,” but thankfully spell-check catches this one!

In the (rare) event that I do not have spell-check, the Internet, or a dictionary at my disposal and need to pen the word in question, I have devised a small memory aid to assist in solving my dilemma.  It may appear childish, but I assure you that it is quite effective in removing the risk of a faux-pas I would hate to be caught making.  I tell myself to “eat the ‘e’ in ‘judge’ when bringing judgment…”  Laugh if you must, but it does the job!

Whatever tricks you must employ to help you remember the correct spelling, don’t write “judgement” instead of judgment.  And if you really can’t remember, be grateful that you can trust spell-check to set you straight on this one :)

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